For months now, Benji (our 4 YO) has this annoying habit of giving loud pretend burps before announcing that he is done with his meal and ready to leave the table.
Our regular response: Ahhh… you burped! No lego for you!.
The other day, Benji caught me burping as I walked up the stairs.
He exclaimed: Mummy! No more FABRICS for you!